little susie ([info]icumblood) wrote,
@ 2009-01-26 14:01:00
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Current mood: excited

DRUGS! PISS! FIGHTING IN THE STREETS! LAZERS!
as i may have already mentioned, in a little over one month's time i will be relocating to portland, OR to continue kicking life's ass in the very specific way that i do. i will also be cohabitating with some asshole i met on livejournal.

this is a list of totally crucial shit that i would like to have in our apartment:


1) a fucking wolf rug





2) a fucking d&d pinball machine




i am willing to do highly immoral and possibly unpleasant things to acquire one of these. contact me via AIM if interested.


3) a fucking kitchenaid mixer




chrome or gtfo


4) a weenerhund, ridiculous outfit optional





5) original boris vallejo art



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[info]loungeact
2009-01-26 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Um. I think you are the coolest person I've ever met. Not that we've really met, but you know.


You really won me over with the D&D pinball machine, but the Boris Vallejo mention racks points up, too.

I have a kitchenaid, but it's white. Still pretty awesome, though.

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[info]icumblood
2009-01-27 01:50 am UTC (link)
this is as close to "meeting" people as i tend to get, being that i rarely leave the house and hate almost everyone. therefore, in my opinion, we have not only met but are also on the fast track to becoming BFF.

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[info]loungeact
2009-01-27 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Score!

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[info]threebarfire
2009-01-26 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Just so you know. I live in Portland. And if you have that D n D pinball machine I will come over and drool all over it and you'll have to call the po po to get me out. That painting too. Just warnin' ya!

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[info]icumblood
2009-01-27 01:59 am UTC (link)
ohhh shit its on now.

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[info]threebarfire
2009-01-27 02:19 am UTC (link)
Wait what? What's on?

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[info]icumblood
2009-01-27 04:20 am UTC (link)
ya know. you, me, drool, the destruction of portland, bewbs. its ON.

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[info]threebarfire
2009-01-27 05:02 am UTC (link)
yar! i'll bring the wenches and mead!

where in Protland are you ma-hooving?

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[info]dictator88
2009-01-27 08:14 am UTC (link)
I'll pleasure you for the Boris Vallejo van art!

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[info]icumblood
2009-01-27 11:40 pm UTC (link)
no see the concept is I do sexual favors in exchange for the goods. not vice versa. nice try, though.

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[info]goatsmash
2009-01-27 12:37 pm UTC (link)
We can make a-ze friends. I can't say no to someone with a username of icumblood.

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[info]mammernoids
2009-01-27 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I wouldnt recommend doing so. (saying no)

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[info]icumblood
2009-01-27 11:38 pm UTC (link)
ha!

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[info]kawaiihinada
2009-02-07 12:46 pm UTC (link)
saw your LJ, looked interesting so i thought i'd say hay & add me please ^^

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[info]trillian_stars
2009-03-22 03:43 am UTC (link)
Pinball machine!!!

It's definitely the best investment we've ever made. Ever. You won't regret it!

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